" I suppose that when ants get stepped on, they have no idea what hit them. But I'll bet that hasn't stopped them from coming up with fancy names for it, like "spontaneous compression" or "vertical planar syndrome." "
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Question: What do you think of Veterinary Economics, the national veterinary magazine

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Greer: Hello Nick. Welcome to WebHelp.com. I am Greer.

Nick: HI

Nick: um. Did you get my question?

Greer: Could you please elaborate on your request so that I can help you better?

Nick: I wanted to know what you thought of Veterinary Economics, the National Veterinary Magazine.

Nick: All these ads flashing are making me dizzy!

Nick: Everything is flashing and zooming.

Greer: Thank you Nick. One moment while I search for your request.

Nick: Are you a robot?

Greer: No. I am a real person.

Nick: But you say things in such a robotic manner!

Nick: I feel like people will think you are just some kind of computer-man

Greer: Thank you Nick, for waiting. I have located some general information regarding your request. Please review it and let me know if it is beneficial to you.

Greer: http://www.vetmedpub.com/ve/ http://www.vetmedpub.com/ve/

Nick: maybe you guys should use more urban lingo, like "Hey Nick whats shakin'? What can I do for you baby?"

Greer: Is the information I sent you useful?

Nick: *I* could have searched for *that*! I wanted to know what you thought of it. Like is it a good publication, or how large is its circulation, or do you recommend it when vets come on here?

Greer: Nick, I am sorry. I am unable to give you a personal suggestion.

Nick: Your slogan is "real people, real answers" == in light of what you just said, can you explain your slogan?

Greer: Do you need any further assistance?

Nick: Did you read the question I just asked?

Greer: Nick, I am sorry. I am unable to answer your last question. Please feel free to login again. [Greer - user has closed this session]

 
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