This strong and professional Nick Nelson teaches people how to play the great game of golf. He has a poem listed on this site which he calls his favourite :

In Golf of course the greatest sin,
is playing all shots from out to in.
The greatest virtue lies no doubt,
in playing all shots from in to out.

Now _this_ is what they mean when they say "golf pro." Unfortunately for me, this greedy Nick Nelson has swallowed up NickNelson.com a far more delicious name compared with NickNelson.Net (arguments from aliteration aside). Worst of all it doesn't even go anywhere -- he simply has it pointing to his golfVIP site. What a waste!

This spry and virile Nick Nelson is a hockey player. The amount of information about him is fairly stringent, and what is there insipid, but we are left with these powerful words that sum up his character, his charm, his wit, his cunning, all at once. In words worthy of Oscar Wilde :

Nelson is a strong forward who skates hard. He is not afraid to put a hit on someone, and he can make his own plays.

<Shiver>

This Nick Nelson is reputed to be intelligent, gregarious, and "full of great stories." Granted, I made up those adjectives because there is little content there ... and there were no pictures to speak of on his site, but those elves sure are an attention getter!

After reading what exactly he does at the 'School of Education' I still find myself unable to understand what kind of trouble he gets himself into on a daily basis. But he does have published work, something all Nick Nelsons strive for.

Nick Nelson is an auditor in for Warren County in Lebanon, Ohio. He is the reason us Nick Nelson's get so many more tax breaks. He is also both handsome and respectable : Double Threat!

Nick Nelson is a vet among mortals. His incendiary wit and daft promptness put him in a class all his own. See him with Zipper The Terrier there? See how Zipper The Terrier is peering sidelong at the camera with a glance that reeks of audacity? That is Nick Nelson's doing.

"Nick is the most compassionate person I've ever met and the whole staff follows his example"
-Shelley Gregory, 2000

Its true, Nick Nelson sets examples like the roadrunner sets timebombs.

"Take as much time as you want"
-Nick Nelson, 2000

Nick Nelson is known to make daft philosophical issues commonplace in the animal hospital. Because, "What is time?"

Nick Nelson's clinic recently won Practice of Excellence Award from Veterinary Economics, a national veterinary magazine.

I decided to find out more about the magazine. So I went to WebHelp.com - "Real People, Real Answers, Real Time." Click here for a transcript.

From the article: Jars of "Scooby snacks" for cats and dogs line one side of the reception area, and pets and their owners languish outside in the sprawling green called the "Pet Park."

Do they know what languish means?

Nick Nelson was 92 when he died. He exemplified what it means to be Nick Nelson.

Nick Nelson is a sly fellow. Look at that picture. Confused? Click on the picture (and follow the link) to "get it."

This is a gorgeous site. Nick Nelson is a martyr for the cause.

His idea was that this site would be a storehouse of knowledge, a knowledge bank, a WAREHOUSE of knowledge -- all pertaining to, yes, you guessed it, Cloning.

Far in the depths of this pages magical content Nick Nelson refers to Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. Here is his review:

"The novel is extremely well written, but it does have some inappropriate parts (I'd give it a PG-13 rating overall), so beware." - Nick Nelson, 1999

Nick Nelson lets us know frankly in his introduction: "So you are aware, I am human and am liable to have my work colored by my personal opinions." Okay Nick!!

But what about your mission statement?

"I will try as hard as possible to make this a site where you can get the facts, hear both sides of the argument, and decide for yourself." -Nick Nelson, 2000

Lets review his 4 reasons to be against cloning, because these are intriguing. May David Hume rise from his grave and be stumped debating the implications of these seasoned pearls of wisdom!

Reason #1 : We shouldn't play God.
This is as good a reason as it gets! This is actually the reason I hate Alanis Morisette. And also the reason why I didn't take part in my schools production of Hercules Goes Bananas.

Reason #2 : Medical benefits may require "Donor Clones", which means the clone would be raised to maturity only to be used as "spare parts" for a non-clone.
Oh no!! That would be bad. Right? Is that worse than today, where REAL PEOPLE are used for spare parts?

Reason #3 : Cloning could create a society where your task in life is decided before you are born. This could be done by adjusting your intelligence, physique, and other factors through genetic engineering.
Is there some confusion between the issues of cloning and genetic modification?
But I can understand his point...how horrible would it be to be born and grow up and realize that the 'powers that be' set your genetics to the TRUCK DRIVER setting?

Reason #4 : Governments have every right to regulate everything that happens in their country that could have such a monumental effect on society.
Come again? What does this mean?! Doesn't this apply to not only, say, 'cloning' but also, say, MURDERING CITIZENS?

Be sure to visit the site and find out more about this politically minded Nick Nelson!

Nick Nelson says Vroom Vroom! Go Drive Go Fast!

Click here for exciting racing news, some of which involves Nick Nelson!

Nick Nelson is described by friends and family as "Quite a character." This Inventor By Trade invented, you guessed it, an Volt Cycle Meter. Featuring not one but Two buttons, this meter is indispensible to those in the VOLT CYCLE MEASURING field.

Speaking fondly of his product he raves:

"Carry it; hang it; or prop it up for easy, hands-free reference" - Nick Nelson, 2000

Nick Nelson isn't bored, but he HAS a BOARD.

Surfs up dude! Tubular guy!

Come see the WHOLE pirate team. Undoubtedly the star of the team is Nick Nelson, look at him go!

I completely agree that surfing is the only true art in this world.